ex-husbands
I was washing an ant-ridden garbage can on the drier part of my lawn when my ex-husband’s bald head pulled into the driveway, his three slobbery dogs rolling around in the back of his Subaru. He used to drive one of those I’m-a-big-guy trucks.
He also once bought me a Newfoundland to save our marriag…
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